Friday, February 26, 2010

Tricks really do suck

















And if your bike looks like this, so do you.

More comments

So of all the people who read our blog, somebody actually got it:


Tammy said...

I must admit I too was overwhelmed by all of the match-adizing at first, but when i noticed those rainbow stripes... no more was needed to be read. I believe with the help of team robot, We can find these rare suspension species and introduce each one to a loving owner. Someone who will let these scarce beasts run wild and free and fast as bejesus in their natural habitat, over dirt and rocks.one forty WC at a time... one forty WC at a time, and the world will be a better place for everyone! mostly downhillers.

February 25, 2010 8:47 PM




Speaking of people who read our blog, do you realize that 985 of you came to the site in the past month? That's crazy.

And speaking of the term "that's crazy" here's a great urbandefinition:


That's crazy:

It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.

It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....
Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'

Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'



It's basically how I speak with anyone now. So much more efficient.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Comments

Did you realize that there is a place on this website for comments? I mean, I guess I saw the "comments" part of the page, but I never realized that anyone would use it. Today as I was looking at the miserable excuse for a website that we call TeamRobot, I noticed that we had all sorts of comments on previous posts.

What a novel idea. Now with the click of a button the lone blogger can be connected to the people that read this stupid, self-absorbed blog. The distant but symbiotic relationship between blogger and reader is finally directly connected, and any isolation that had previously existed between the various anonymous readers and the lone writer can be finally and forever destroyed thanks to the miracle of social engineering.

But then I actually read the comments and realized that the people who write comments suck almost as bad as the people that write this stupid website.

One great example of how bad people suck is captured in the reactions that one post making fun of a nameless, faceless freerider (which by the way is the description of the half of the posts on our website). Here is the post in it's entirety:

"Everything that is wrong in the world in one picture.

















Bring it up to full size to really drink this one in."




This post received lots of negative feedback. In fact, it was the recipient of more comments than any other post.

Anonymous said...

explain


January 16, 2010 11:23 PM
Anonymous said...

dumb snobs


January 20, 2010 7:38 PM
suburbia said...

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=lake+oswego,+oregon&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Lake+Oswego,+OR&gl=us&ei=dc1XS5rWI4KIsgOUv9XGBw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CA0Q8gEwAA


January 20, 2010 7:45 PM
gaydar said...

beep
January 20, 2010 9:26 PM



Reactions ranged from confusion to frustrastion, and even included mockery that suggested that we at Team Robot were elitist or even gay. And while I respect your right to have an opinion, you all suck.

I realize that my own comment on that picture was fairly vague, and left a lot open to interpretation. So let's get some incorrect theories out of the way.



You could potentially look at that picture and want to make fun of things like:

-Color matched anodized everything
-Stupid looking/non-functional high tops shoes
-Ugly tattoo featuring the British Flag (making him a Red Coat, or worse, a Loyalist)
-Too-short shorts
-Riding board bridges on downhill specific bikes
-Eighteen (color-matched anodized) spacers under his stem, yielding the same bar height that could be achieved by sliding the bottom fork crown up by a 1/2 inch on the stanchion.

Some of you probably thought those complaints were the reason behind my rage. And some of you thought incorrectly. While making fun of people who are different is a time-honored tradition in the world of man, that was not my reason.

Please consult the mantage with any further questions that fit into the "making fun of people who are different" category, specifically ManLaw 13:




So no, I wasn't worried so much about this, or that, or that other thing. People are free to make their own decisions, even if they are kinda stupid.



















My beef was more in this area:




















More specifically, yeah, right there:




















What you people failed to notice was the 2009 Fox 40 Limited edition World Championship fork. There were only 200 of those forks made. They might be the best downhill race forks in existence.

And it's being ridden on a freeride bike, on a ladder bridge.

While I realize that the substantially improved high-speed compression damping will really help this guy corner and brake as he is crawling at 10 mph or less on skinny little wooden stutter bumps, I feel like this fork might be happier in it's native environment; namely hauling ass at mach 10 over huge piles of rocks.

I realize that this person was supporting the sport and injecting much needed capitol into DH racing. In a small way, he might even have helped support the riding of Gee Atherton, Aaron Gwin, or even myself through his purchase. I realize that when people spend money, wisely or not, in the sport, it kinda benefits everyone.

But because I know that there are more than 200 Downhill riders in the world, maybe he could have saved that fork for, I don't know, maybe one of us?

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

New bike: Evil Revolt

















Best bike ever. Sooooo much faster. Booyah.

I'd like to thank Evil Bikes, Fox Racing Shox, Shimano, Gravity, Intense Tires and Scott USA for their support. 2010 is going to be an awesome season, I'm already having fun, and getting to work with solid companies like that has been really fun.

Go ride your bike.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

21/Robots

21st birthday today, so that was pretty sweet.



































My brother showed me this magazine recently. The main headline seems to answer itself:

















Of course not. What are you, stupid?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Evil/New Bikes/Hops/Asleep










I'm happy to announce that I will be riding Evil Bikes in 2010. I'm going to be joining Phil Wiering and Kyle Thomas on the Evil Bikes National Team. The new bikes are sweet. I'll show off my Revolt soon, but in the meantime, here's a bikecheck of sorts on my new Faction:

















It's been pretty gloomy and wet down here, so after building up my sweet new Faction I had to wait until last Friday to ride it. There was a sweet bike event going on called the Bridgetown Hustle. They had track sprints, a fixed gear best trick jam, and even a bunnyhop contest. So I figured what the hell.

About 20 or so people entered, and I wasn't sure how I would do. It was my first time on the bike, and I hadn't really bunnyhopped over anything really big in about 6 months, and never on 26 inch wheels.

Well, 6 elimination rounds later I ended up getting third to pro bmx rider Chester Blacksmith and local bmx shredder and owner of Goods BMX Shad Johnson.






















Needless to say, STOKED. I ended up winning a pretty worthless "fixie-specific" prize pack, including a pink designer backback, a red bmx chain, presumably to color match my track frame, and a couple fixie t-shirts.

But more importantly, my Evil Faction rode SWEET. I've got the extra large with the dropouts slammed, and it feels awesome. It's good to be on a bike my size, and having a little bit of BB rise allows it to hop really well. I already love that bike.

Also, my new Revolt is retarded fast. More on that later.

This has nothing to do with last Friday. But it is funny. Harry Potter for life.

Monday, February 8, 2010

More David Caruso

Teamrobot does not approve the use of inappropriate language on this blog. But in this case, it is appropriately funny:




David Caruso: Genius?























Click for 17 more of those brilliant "Carusettes" coming at you.


Sunday, February 7, 2010

Bummertime




And another angle:



Really shows how fast he was going when he crashed. Pretty wild.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

backyard blam!

Backyard Blam!!! 9/13/09 from Justin Bailey on Vimeo.



Just went to the latest backyard blam! event, and it was sweet. That video is from the last backyard blam! but it gives you an idea of the event. The only difference was that the first event had around 50-75 people, and about 500 people showed up on Friday.

Art show, weird looking people on fixies, free beer, track sprint races, and a bunnyhop contest. It was pretty sweet. I got to ride this sweet new whip for the first time:

















With 26's for the first time and a new bike, I was pretty surprised and stoked when I got 3rd. I think the all time high bunnyhop for the night was 36", which is retarded. Results looked like this:

Chester Blacksmith
Shad Johnson
Chaz
Landon
Patrick and Long Distance Relationship Kyle.

Pretty rad group of people, pretty rad event, good times.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Good riding/bad talking

If you want to watch about 7 minutes of world class riding on the best downhill track, and you don't mind listening to some french (note the lower case spelling) funny-talk babbling, this is the movie for you:



Freedom isn't free,
-Chaz

Blogistics/Party/Tips on partying

I really like the Tonic Blog. Like us at Team Robot, Landon sometimes has trouble keeping up with the stresses of blooging. Really good write up on bloggin and why the MTB industry sucks:

Howdy Folks.

I’ve not exactly been the most prolific blogger / news updater recently. Fortunately it is not for lack of action. I’d like to exclusively blame an abundance of action, but that’s not true either.

I’ve spent the last few years vigorously updating the Tonic News, and usually I’ve done so with genuine enthusiasm. It’s also taken loads of time. Blame my editorial process, and flimsy grasp on technology as main time sucks.

Recently, I’ve had a hard time mining the inspiration for this blog. Can’t say much bike related material has held much interest at all. The bike industry is fairly simple circus. Somebody either won a race, did a cool trick or is getting paid to blow their horn about a “new” product. On this note, the weirdest one for me are the corporate dudes at Interbike who refer to products with out a definite article. They’ll say something like, “Boxxer is strong and light” rather than THE Boxxer is strong and light. When did the bike industry get a pass on the word “the”?

And how many times do I have to hear about a bike being capable a “day at Whistler, and a 35 mile epic the next.” Isn’t the real question…Am I? Believe me, if that was my riding schedule, the bike would be about item 5 on my Top 3 Things I’m Concerned About.

The best thing about bikes remains riding them. By far. That said, good lookin’, good ridin’, well made bikes are something I get excited about.

Blah, blah, blah…



Team Robot and Tonicfab will be here tomorrow night. Be there or be... gay:























Tips on partying:






Pics of my new helmet and bike coming up soon...

-Chaz

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Sweet

Sweet picture of lesser known pinner Bernat Guardia, as seen on TV:

The Bobs

Monday, February 1, 2010