Monday, November 30, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Dude, Bro, chill

Definition of "Bro:"

Definition 1:

Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.

Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.
I couldn't go to sleep last night because some bros at the party next door kept screaming, "Whoooooo!!! YEAAHHHHH! Whooooooo!"

Definition 2:




That one's for you Patrick. For those who don't know, Pat's a big college football fan, and lover of bros everywhere. BIIIGGG fan.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Pinkbike is still the best



Watch the whole "what the huck" movie. Do it:

Pinkbike is the best

I've been looking into building a trail. I don't know how to build a trail or berms, so I checked on pinkbike. Thanks "Dmadness" from Canada:

"i've built a couple. I usually Sharpen some Steak's and Drive em into the Ground at angle.. then Weave a couple of thin Branches through them Horizontally, till I have A wicker looking frame.. I've ridden a couple In this fashion without Throwing dirt on em and they work fine But they are much better if you then Build a dirt up on them.. you gotta pack it good And it helps if you have some Clay type dirt ( look for "trail mix" bags at your local Home hardware or such.. it's a mix of Clay and Dirt basically and it Set's up well with the addition of a little water."

That's probably the best advice I've ever heard. Weave loose sticks into stakes in the ground, and then ride it... Genius!

Maybe even add some dirt (that I purchased from home depot?). How many bags of "trail mix" dirt would you have to buy for a 1 minute long track?

Monday, November 16, 2009

Good news

When the robots come, and we will, we can now justify killing everyone:



if granny can operate a machine gun, then we can justify killing her too.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

took the words right out of our metal robot mouths


“If the pen was actually mightier than the sword, I would have a field day. It would be a fucking bloodbath.” Raymond Pettibon.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Scariest POS ever

New bikes for 2010

New team bikes! We at Team Robot are really excited to be working with DopeShit Rim Company for 2010.















I know, it's not funny anymore. We're really running out of material here.


I don't know if i've already posted this car picture, but it's still sweet:



















So what's going on at Teamr0b0tland? Mainly:

1. The Baaron's still selling his bike
2. Your Team sucks
3. Our Team rules
4. I went down to California and rode a roller coaster that was so scary it wasn't fun.
5. Your Team still sucks
6. Digging a new downhill trail. No, you don't know where it is.
7. No, I'm not going to tell you
8. The TEAM ROBOT resume looks sweet. Check it out:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22046075

METAL MONDAY!!

classic maiden for your monday.